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sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(via keanestrangers)

made-me-live-in-memory:

onacareofcell69:

If a British band ruined your life clap your hands

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(via keanestrangers)

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

(Source: thatssoproblematic, via keanestrangers)

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via allantruong)

kul5ara:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

oomshi:

When kids point out your flaws

(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(Source: urbxngod, via ketapaanene)

I miss you, Grandma.

(Source: lacityslicker)

darmagnan:

Sweet nectar of life!

Lupita Nyong’o on the dolls she made for her character Patsey:

"I have trouble taking credit for it because I just feel like it was Patsey’s guidance. Part of my ritual was I talked to her every day before I got on set because I do believe these spirits live on. So about a week before we started filming, I was daydreaming in my hotel room as I like to do just about the work and Patsey and just asking myself what would  she do in the little free time she had. I knew that Epps grew corn on his plantation so it just occurred to me, ‘Oh what if she made crafts out of corn husks?’

"I look it up on the internet and it was historically accurate that slaves did make crafts out of corn husks and then there was always something very child-like about Patsey. She had been robbed of her childhood by master Epps taking an early interest in her sexually and so I thought, ‘Oh, wouldn’t it be nice if she made corn husk dolls for the children on the plantation?’ It was just something that I was going to know, but then the next day I had a meeting with Steve and he was asking me about Patsey and what I was thinking and I mentioned it to him and he loved the idea. So he immediately had the art department supply me with corn husk and I went about learning how to make corn husk dolls."

(Source: thestreep)

" Why haven’t u fucking sent me the file. if u don’t do it right now Imma call the professor and say how ur a lazy piece of shit "

- @dreamseeker42’s idea as to what I should say to my unhelpful project partner