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toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

IDEK what this means 

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ethan-lawson-wate:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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(via mascquera)

punchself:

i want to throw up when i think about the past and all the people that i used to be friends with and all the wrong things ive done and all the things ive said that i shouldnt have

(via call-me-mister-fahrenheit)

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

(Source: randallfthegrey, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

coffeeisyourfriend:

My life is a doubled space, 12 point font, Times New Roman document of mediocrity.   

mintike:

what people think financial aid is:

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what is actually is:

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timethekidgotfree:

cuteys:

kayquimi:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

But what if instead of two kids, it was, say, a kid and an old woman? And at first they just ignore each other and keep their blinds down and curtains shut, but then the kid climbs out onto the roof one spring morning to get a frisbee and she’s got the window open bc it’s so nice out and she tells him to cut that out, it’s not a jungle gym and maybe the kid shows off a bit and nearly falls, and the old woman catches his arm…. anyway, so sometimes they leave the windows open and the kid’ll show off his comic books or asks what rhymes with ‘beautiful’ (and it’s totally for homework shut up), and the old woman tells him about all the protests and marches she took part in, and asks him the name of that one cute pop star (it’s absolutely for her crossword now shush). And the old woman gives the kid relationship advice, and doesn’t tell when he tries a bit too much of his parents’ liquor cabinet one time, and the kid comes over and shows her how to use the smartphone her daughter bought for her, and doesn’t tell when she sneaks a cigarrette out of said daughter’s bag. And when the weather’s too bad to open the windows, they tape silly pictures or notes to the glass for the other to see (the kid makes sure to make his extra big so she doesn’t have to admit her eyeight isn’t what it used to be), and when it is nice the kid will sneak over and leave seashells on her windowsill, because the old woman said once she misses the sea, but she can’t travel like she used to. And one day he peeks in her window and sees her on the floor, and calls 911 and basically saves her life because she had a stroke and nobody would’ve known in time otherwise. And when she finally gets back from the hospital, just for a while because her daughter’s talking about a retirement home where she’ll have plenty of medical care and lots of friends her age, the kid comes through the window and then pulls another kid through the window who he introduces as his boyfriend, and says he wanted her to meet him. And she sniffs and interrogates the boyfriend in proper elderly relative fashion, and then declares him worthy of her boy— barely. And when she finally does have to go to that retirement home, the kid still comes to visit her, and always leaves seashells on the windowsill.

I’m not crying or anything

I am omg

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Rebekah’s Profile

chemicalpoisons:

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE

  •  Name: Rebekah Maria
  •  Eye Color: Very dark brown (to the point where some people say they can’t see my pupils)
  •  Hair Style/Color: Also dark brown
  •  Height: 5’2”
  •  Clothing style: anything that’s loose or stretchy  Relaxed/comfortable
  •  Best physical feature: …hair? Maybe my cheeks

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE

  •  Your fears: Drowining, failing, losing a family member, risk of mental illness
  •  Your guilty pleasure: Dancing!
  • Ambitions for the future: TRAVELING. Oh, and finishing college, being in more plays, and hopefully writing a book.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS

  • Your first thoughts waking up: How much longer can I stay here without being late to school? Shit, I forgot to wash my face AGAIN. Ugh, why is everyone so loud? The sun’s not even up yet. ugggggghhhhh.
  • What you think about most: Everything but the kitchen sink. Even then, I think about the sink sometimes.
  • What you think about before bed: Is all my homework done?
  • You think your best quality is: Hardworking and friendly.
  • About my sexuality: Straight but not narrow.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER? 

  •  Single or group dates: I like both.
  •  To be loved or respected: Both.
  •  Beauty or brains: Both.
  •  Dogs or cats: Cats

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.

  •  Lie: occasionally.
  •  Believe in yourself: Sometimes.
  •  Believe in love: Yes
  •  Want someone: Not at the moment.

LAYER SIX: EVER?

  •  Been on stage: Yes!
  •  Done drugs: Nope.
  •  Changed who you were to fit in: Not that I can recall

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES

  •  Favorite color: Blue, Purple, Red, Silver
  •  Favorite animal: Butterfly.
  •  Favorite movie: Matilda.
  •  Favorite game: None
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
  •  Day your next birthday will be: Sunday.
  •  How old will you be: 20
  •  Does age matter: Depends on the situation.

LAYER EIGHT: IN A POTENTIAL PARTNER

  •  Best personality: Humorous 
  •  Best eye color: I like all colors, especially hazel
  •  Best hair color: Any color, but I am more into brunettes/dark blondes
  •  Best thing to do with a partner: Talking about anything and everything

LAYER NINE : FINISH THE SENTENCE

  • I love: learning, traveling, reading, photography, theater, food, and a good friend.
  • I hide: my emotions around certain people
  • I miss: my grandmother and her wisdom.
  • I wish: for strength and courage to always be with me and everyone I know.

(Source: illogicalhumanoid)

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(Source: sassykardashian, via keanestrangers)